English speakna shikho!!!!!

Prof. Santa Singh ( Does not know English) See how & what he speaks....

 

# Inside the Class :

  * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

  * Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

  * Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.

  * Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor

  * You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..

  * Both of u three, get out of the class.

  * Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today...

  * Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....

  * Take 5 cm wire of any length....

 

# About his family :

  * I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)

  * My long sister was boiling in water so I send her to hospital.

# At the ground :

  * All of you, stand in a straight circle.

  * There is no wind in the balloon.

 

# To a boy, angrily :

    * I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?

  

# Giving a punishment :

  * You, rotate the ground four times...

  * You, go and under-stand the tree...

  * You three of you, stand together separately.

  * Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)

 

 

# Sir at his best :

Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre