English speakna shikho!!!!!

Prof. Santa Singh ( Does not know English) See how & what he speaks....

 

# Inside the Class :

  * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

  * Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

  * Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.

  * Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor

  * You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..

  * Both of u three, get out of the class.

  * Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today...

  * Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....

  * Take 5 cm wire of any length....

 

# About his family :

  * I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)

  * My long sister was boiling in water so I send her to hospital.

# At the ground :

  * All of you, stand in a straight circle.

  * There is no wind in the balloon.

 

# To a boy, angrily :

    * I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?

  

# Giving a punishment :

  * You, rotate the ground four times...

  * You, go and under-stand the tree...

  * You three of you, stand together separately.

  * Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)

 

 

# Sir at his best :

Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre

Thoughts

It's not enough to have lived.
Be determined to live for something.

It should be creating joy for others,
Working for the betterment of society,
Sharing what we have,
Bringing hope to the lost,

 

Dear Friends : The emails are schedule to be posted in the blog and will sent to the group on carious dates and time fixed. Instead of sending it on one day it is spread on various dates. regards. R R Makwana

Gopal Krishna Gokhale [DoB 09 MAy 1866]

Gopal Krishna Gokhale was one of the pioneers of the Indian national movement. He was a senior leader of the Indian National Congress. Gokhale gave voice to the aspirations of millions of Indians who were looking for freedom from the British rule. Gandhiji considered him as his political guru. Apart from being a political leader, Gopalkrishna Gokhale, was also a social reformer. He founded the "Servants of India Society"-an organization dedicated to the cause of common people. Gopal Krishna Gokhale's contribution to the making of Indian nation is invaluable.
Gopal Krishna Gokhale was born on May 9, 1866 in Kothapur, Maharashtra. His father Krishna Rao was a farmer who was forced to work as clerk, as the soil of the region was not conducive for agriculture. His mother Valubai was a simple woman. Gokhale received his early education at the Rajaram High School in Kothapur with the help of financial assistance from his elder brother. Later on he moved on to Bombay and graduated from Elphinstone College, Bombay in 1884 at the age of 18.
Gopal Krishna Gokhale was one of the first generations of Indians to receive college education. He was respected widely in the nascent Indian intellectual community and across India. Education influenced Gokhale greatly. His understanding of the English language allowed him to express himself without hesitation and with utmost clarity. His appreciation and knowledge of history instilled in him a respect for liberty, democracy, and the parliamentary system. After graduation, he moved on to teaching, and took a position as an Assistant Master in the New English School in Pune. In 1885, Gokhale moved on to Pune and became one of the founding members of Fergusson College, along with his colleagues in Deccan Education Society. Gopal Krishna Gokhale gave nearly two decades of his life to Fergusson College and rose to become principal of the college. During this time, Gokhale came in contact with Mahadev Govind Ranade. Ranade was a judge, scholar, and social reformer, whom Gokhale called his guru. Gokhale worked with Ranade in Poona Sarvajanik Sabha of which Gokhale became the Secretary.
Gopal Krishna Gokhale entered public life in 1886 at the age of 20. He delivered a public address on "India under the British Rule", which was highly appreciated. Gokhale regularly contributed articles to Bal Gangadhar Tilak's weekly "Mahratta". Through his articles he tried to awaken the latent patriotism of Indian people. Soon, Gokhale was promoted as Secretary of the Deccan Education Society. When the Indian National Congress held its session in Poona in 1895, he was the secretary of the Reception Committee. From this session, Gokhale became a prominent member of the Indian National Congress. Gokhale was twice elected as president of Pune Municipality. For a while Gokhale was also a member of the Bombay Legislative Council where he spoke strongly against the then Government.
In 1902, Gokhale left the Fergusson College. He became a Member of the Imperial Legislative Council in Delhi. There he spoke for the people of the country in an able manner. Gokhale had an excellent grasp of the economic problems of our country which he ably presented during the debates. In 1905, Gokhale started a new society called "Servants of India Society". This society trained workers for the service of the country. In the same year, Gokhale went to England to voice his concerns relating to the unfair treatment of the Indian people by the British government. In a span of 49 days, he spoke in front of 47 different audiences, captivating every one of them. Gokhale pleaded for gradual reforms to ultimately attain Swaraj, or self-government, in India. He was instrumental in the introduction of the Morley- Minto Reforms of 1909, which eventually became law. Though the reforms sowed the seeds of communal division in India, nevertheless, they gave Indian access to the seats of the highest authority within the government, and their voices were more audible in matters of public interest.
Gopal Krishna Gokhale was a diabetic and asthmatic. Excessive assertion took its toll on Gokhale's health and ultimately he died on February 19, 1915.

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Regards. R R Makwana.

Joke : Laloo got the job (old one but still...)

Laloo Prasad Yadav sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks

Bill Gates.

Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference:

“Bhaiyo aur unki Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amreeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.”

Everyone was delighted. Laloo Prasad continued: “Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa Appointment Letter padkar sunaunga? Par letter angreeze main hai - Isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad

Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet

Aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement

Humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence

Ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kono zaroorat nahee.

No phone call

Phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained

Bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks

Aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates.

Tohar Bilva

Legal Info : - F.I.R. (एफआईआर )

करोलबाग में रहने वाले अपूर्व अग्रवाल को फेज रोड पहुंचने पर पता चला कि उनकी जेब से मोबाइल फोन गायब है। फौरन बस से उतरकर उन्होंने पीसीओ से अपने नंबर को डायलकिया। एक - दो बार घंटी जाने के बाद मोबाइल बंद हो गया। मोबाइल फोन चोरी की रिपोर्ट दर्ज कराने के लिए वह करोलबाग पुलिस स्टेशन पहुंचे , लेकिन ड्यूटी पर तैनात पुलिसअफसर ने उन्हें पहाड़गंज थाने जाने के लिए कहा। पहाड़गंज पुलिस स्टेशन से उन्हें फिर करोलबाग पुलिस स्टेशन भेज दिया। दोनों पुलिस स्टेशन के अधिकारी घटना स्थल को अपनेअधिकार क्षेत्र से बाहर होने की बात कहकर उन्हें घंटों परेशान करते रहे। थक - हारकर उन्होंने झूठ का सहारा लिया और पुलिस को बताया कि मोबाइल करोलबाग में चोरी हुआ है। तबजाकर पुलिस ने एफआईआर दर्ज की। 

पुलिस अधिकारियों को जनता से शिष्टतापूर्वक व्यवहार करने के लिए प्रशिक्षण दिया जाता है। अगर पुलिस एफआईआर दर्ज करने में आनाकानी करे , दुर्व्यवहार करे , रिश्वत मांगे याबेवजह परेशान करे , तो इसकी शिकायत जरूर करें। 

क्या है एफआईआर 

किसी अपराध की सूचना जब किसी पुलिस ऑफिसर को दी जाती है तो उसे एफआईआर कहते हैं। यह सूचना लिखित में होनी चाहिए या फिर इसे लिखित में परिवतिर्त किया गया हो।एफआईआर भारतीय दंड प्रक्रिया संहिता 1973 के अनुरूप चलती है। एफआईआर संज्ञेय अपराधों में होती है। अपराध संज्ञेय नहीं है तो एफआईआर नहीं लिखी जाती। 

आपके अधिकार 

- अगर संज्ञेय अपराध है तो थानाध्यक्ष को तुरंत प्रथम सूचना रिपोर्ट ( एफआईआर ) दर्ज करनी चाहिए। एफआईआर की एक कॉपी लेना शिकायत करने वाले का अधिकार है। 

- एफआईआर दर्ज करते वक्त पुलिस अधिकारी अपनी तरफ से कोई टिप्पणी नहीं लिख सकता , न ही किसी भाग को हाईलाइट कर सकता है। 

- संज्ञेय अपराध की स्थिति में सूचना दर्ज करने के बाद पुलिस अधिकारी को चाहिए कि वह संबंधित व्यक्ति को उस सूचना को पढ़कर सुनाए और लिखित सूचना पर उसके साइनकराए। 

- एफआईआर की कॉपी पर पुलिस स्टेशन की मोहर व पुलिस अधिकारी के साइन होने चाहिए। साथ ही पुलिस अधिकारी अपने रजिस्टर में यह भी दर्ज करेगा कि सूचना की कॉपीआपको दे दी गई है। 

- अगर आपने संज्ञेय अपराध की सूचना पुलिस को लिखित रूप से दी है , तो पुलिस को एफआईआर के साथ आपकी शिकायत की कॉपी लगाना जरूरी है। 

- एफआईआर दर्ज कराने के लिए यह जरूरी नहीं है कि शिकायत करने वाले को अपराध की व्यक्तिगत जानकारी हो या उसने अपराध होते हुए देखा हो। 

- अगर किसी वजह से आप घटना की तुरंत सूचना पुलिस को नहीं दे पाएं , तो घबराएं नहीं। ऐसी स्थिति में आपको सिर्फ देरी की वजह बतानी होगी। 

- कई बार पुलिस एफआईआर दर्ज करने से पहले ही मामले की जांच - पड़ताल शुरू कर देती है , जबकि होना यह चाहिए कि पहले एफआईआर दर्ज हो और फिर जांच - पड़ताल। 

- घटना स्थल पर एफआईआर दर्ज कराने की स्थिति में अगर आप एफआईआर की कॉपी नहीं ले पाते हैं , तो पुलिस आपको एफआईआर की कॉपी डाक से भेजेगी। 

- आपकी एफआईआर पर क्या कार्रवाई हुई , इस बारे में संबंधित पुलिस आपको डाक से सूचित करेगी। 

- अगर थानाध्यक्ष सूचना दर्ज करने से मना करता है , तो सूचना देने वाला व्यक्ति उस सूचना को रजिस्टर्ड डाक द्वारा या मिलकर क्षेत्रीय पुलिस उपायुक्त को दे सकता है , जिस परउपायुक्त उचित कार्रवाई कर सकता है। 

- एएफआईआर न लिखे जाने की हालत में आप अपने एरिया मैजिस्ट्रेट के पास पुलिस को दिशा - निर्देश देने के लिए कंप्लेंट पिटिशन दायर कर सकते हैं कि 24 घंटे के अंदर केस दर्जकर एफआईआर की कॉपी उपलब्ध कराई जाए। 

- अगर अदालत द्वारा दिए गए समय में पुलिस अधिकारी शिकायत दर्ज नहीं करता या इसकी प्रति आपको उपलब्ध नहीं कराता या अदालत के दूसरे आदेशों का पालन नहीं करता , तोउस अधिकारी के खिलाफ कार्रवाई के साथ उसे जेल भी हो सकती है। 

- अगर सूचना देने वाला व्यक्ति पक्के तौर पर यह नहीं बता सकता कि अपराध किस जगह हुआ तो पुलिस अधिकारी इस जानकारी के लिए प्रश्न पूछ सकता है और फिर निर्णय परपहुंच सकता है। इसके बाद तुरंत एफआईआर दर्ज कर वह उसे संबंधित थाने को भेज देगा। इसकी सूचना उस व्यक्ति को देने के साथ - साथ रोजनामचे में भी दर्ज की जाएगी। 

- अगर शिकायत करने वाले को घटना की जगह नहीं पता है और पूछताछ के बावजूद भी पुलिस उस जगह को तय नहीं कर पाती है तो भी वह तुरंत एफआईआर दर्ज कर जांच -पड़ताल शुरू कर देगा। अगर जांच के दौरान यह तय हो जाता है कि घटना किस थाना क्षेत्र में घटी , तो केस उस थाने को ट्रांसफर हो जाएगा। 

- अगर एफआईआर कराने वाले व्यक्ति की केस की जांच - पड़ताल के दौरान मौत हो जाती है , तो इस एफआईआर को Dying Declaration की तरह अदालत में पेश किया जा सकताहै। 

- अगर शिकायत में किसी असंज्ञेय अपराध का पता चलता है तो उसे रोजनामचे में दर्ज करना जरूरी है। इसकी भी कॉपी शिकायतकर्ता को जरूर लेनी चाहिए। इसके बाद मैजिस्ट्रेट सेसीआरपीसी की धारा 155 के तहत उचित आदेश के लिए संपर्क किया जा सकता है।